History

The Four Horsemen of the Bonfire is a secret society dedicated to friendship, the development of alternate perceptions of reality, and watching things burn.

Members

The Charter members are:

• Woodrow Freud
• Scoop Vader
• Dr. Shoe Leather
• The Honorable Funk Italia

These four gather once a year on a weekend approximately 10 days before the vernal equinox (on or around September 11th) to participate in fierce athletic contests designed to uncover the one who is most "normal" for that year.  The winner is given the "Grail de normalcy", in honor of Seamas Proinnsias Caithsaigh, and is charged with protecting the cup until the next vernal equinox.